Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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