quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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