i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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