with your own penis?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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