Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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