my sisters under your porch take her home
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
