Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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