A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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