I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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