i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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