her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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