Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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