What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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