eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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