He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I need moral support for this bender
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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