Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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