belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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