You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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