as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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