We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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