i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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