hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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