At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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