what if I'm pregnant?
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Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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