Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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