So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
