I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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