Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
