Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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