I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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