return my video game
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
