I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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