Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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