I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Alive.
So much puke
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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