Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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