so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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