i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
honey bunches of taint.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
