I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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