I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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