You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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