i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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