Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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