at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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