I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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