...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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