Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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