Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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