I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You work out of a Hotel?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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