So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
