Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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