What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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