K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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