i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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