kristin has been a bad kristin
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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