2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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