I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I would fuck him just for his dog
tell me about the eggs
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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